In a shocking and slightly concerning discovery, top scientists have confirmed that Tabi has been hiding in the Earth’s core this whole time. Yes, you heard that right—while we were all busy trading NFTs and arguing about TaGE, Tabi was literally vibing in the planet’s molten center like it was a volcanic hot tub.
“We were just minding our own business, studying seismic activity, when suddenly—BOOM! Tabi symbols everywhere!” said Dr. F. R. Og, a geologist who is now reconsidering his entire career. “At first, we thought it was just magma playing tricks on us. But nope, Tabi was right there, staring back at us.”
Experts believe this discovery could explain many of Earth’s biggest mysteries, including:
⚡Why the core is so hot (Tabi’s energy is 💢)
⚡Why compasses sometimes go crazy (Tabi is messing with magnetic fields)
⚡Why your WiFi randomly stops working (Okay, that’s probably just your ISP)
The question remains—how did Tabi get down there? Was it always there, shaping Earth’s destiny? Or did it just YOLO itself into the planet for fun? One thing is certain: Tabi is EVERYWHERE, even where science least expects it.
Stay tuned for more updates as researchers try to negotiate with the Earth’s core for exclusive
access.